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Important Spice Girls Procreation Update: Victoria and David Beckham Welcome a Baby Girl


Important Spice Girls Procreation Update: Victoria and David Beckham Welcome a Baby Girl

Victoria Beckham finally did it!  No, not land a solo American Vogue cover, silly — but rather give birth to a baby girl.  [INSERT NAME HERE] Beckham was born at 7:55 a.m. Sunday morning at Cedars-Sinai in L.A. Already mom to sons Brooklyn, 12, Romeo, 8, and Cruz, 6, with husband of 12 years David Beckham, this is, as we all know, the first girl for the 37-year-old fashion designer and tabloid staple.

The couple’s rep says the “happy and healthy” little girl weighed 7 lbs. 5 oz. “David and Victoria Beckham are delighted,” their rep said. “Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are excited to welcome their new baby sister to the family.”

If their boys’ names are any indication, top contenders for the baby girl’s name are:  Malibu, Juliet and Sailor.  (I’m pulling for Malibu!)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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