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Pink and Five-Day-Old Baby Willow Show Off Their Beach Bodies

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Pink and Five-Day-Old Baby Willow Show Off Their Beach Bodies

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New parents Pink, 31, and Carey Hart, 35, didn’t waste any time introducing five-day-old daughter Willow Sage to the finer aspects of living in Los Angeles:  hitting the beach PLUS hanging out with a dozen or so of their favorite paparazzi friends.

Pink carried a camera while Carey carried the newborn (fair trade) in a baby sling as they hit the beach trail in Malibu.  Pink announced the birth of her daughter via Twitter on June 2, calling Willow Sage a “beautiful, healthy, happy baby girl” who is “gorgeous, just like her daddy.”

And to those commenters sneering that Pink “still looks pregnant”…?  All I have to say is, SUCK IT.  This is what most women look like five days after giving birth.  Only difference is, most of us won’t be blessed with the abs she flaunts a year from now.  (Well, okay, I will be…after spending an hour or so in Photoshop.)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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