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Zuma Rossdale Breaks Arm in Obvious Attempt to Impress Girls with Sling


Zuma Rossdale Breaks Arm in Obvious Attempt to Impress Girls with Sling

I mean, it’s so obvious, right?

Well, the way Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale tell it, that was not necessarily the case.  Rather, their 2½-year-old son Zuma accidentally took a spill from a countertop in their home, causing him to break his right arm.


“It was one of the worst nights of our lives,” Gavin, 45, told People on Saturday before performing with Bush at Palazzo Las Vegas‘s Summer Soiree party.

“It was one of those freak events — he fell. A freak accident.”

After rushing him to the hospital, Zuma is doing well — and, let’s face it, his sling WILL be a hit with the ladies in the sandbox — but Gavin says the event was “horrific.”

“He’s fine now,” says the rocker. “It’s almost worse for us [as parents] … The kids are never alone and you turn your back — it takes a split second.”

Yup.  That’s precisely how I ended up with no bangs at three years of age.  (NOT a hit with the boys in the sandbox, unfortunately.)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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