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Sh’yeah! Mike Myers to Become a Papa for the First Time


Sh’yeah! Mike Myers to Become a Papa for the First Time

mikemyers-tisdale“You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hurl.”

The tagline for Mike Myers’ old movie Wayne’s World is also very apropos for his latest venture:  parenthood.

Yup, Mike is to set become a dad for the first time at age 47.  His new “thirtysomething” wife, restauranteur Kelly Tisdale, is pregnant and in her second trimester.  His rep said:  “I can confirm they are expecting a child.”

Well, there you have it.

I’m sure Mike will make a wonderful father.  When the kid shows him a bug he found on the ground, Mike will say, “Wow, what a totally excellent discovery — NOT!”

The truth hurts, kids.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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