“You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hurl.”
The tagline for Mike Myers’ old movie Wayne’s World is also very apropos for his latest venture: parenthood.
Yup, Mike is to set become a dad for the first time at age 47. His new “thirtysomething” wife, restauranteur Kelly Tisdale, is pregnant and in her second trimester. His rep said: “I can confirm they are expecting a child.”
Well, there you have it.
I’m sure Mike will make a wonderful father. When the kid shows him a bug he found on the ground, Mike will say, “Wow, what a totally excellent discovery — NOT!”
The truth hurts, kids.