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Hola, Baby — Five-Months-Pregnant Jessica Alba Hits Mexico in a Bikini


Hola, Baby — Five-Months-Pregnant Jessica Alba Hits Mexico in a Bikini

alba-pregnant-bikiniA round of virgin margaritas, please!  Well, make that two virgin drinks (no reason everyone else should suffer)…

Jessica Alba showed off her growing baby bump in a skimpy two-piece while vacationing with pals in Mexico on Wednesday.  Also joining mom-to-be on the Mexican vay-cay?  Her two-year-old daughter, Honor, who has at least another year to go until she can hit the hard stuff, and hubby Cash Warren.

With her second child due this fall, the actress says big sister-to-be Honor is more than ready to pitch in.

“She says, ‘I want to be the mommy. I’m going to feed the baby. I’m going to tell the baby what to do,’” Jessica, 30, laughs. “She’s excited that she’s going to be the boss of something… She says the baby will be more like her baby because she’ll be the mom and I’ll be the grandma.”

The grandma at 30 years old…?  Sounds like Honor already has the perspective of a Hollywood casting director.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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