If we have learned anything from Angelina Jolie, it is that we should never, ever tattoo “Billy Bob” on our vagina and upper arm — or, you know, any husband’s name. Because you just never know when you might want to adopt a baby from Cambodia and learn that your husband isn’t as thrilled with that idea. But alas… Tori Spelling, 37, has not learned from Angelina’s mistakes, recently debuting a new tattoo of her husband’s wedding vows, along with her four-month baby bump, in a bikini in Pam Springs.
The seven lines of script scrawled along the side of her ribs reads:
Journey with me my love
and I promise you my heart
and I promise you my soul
for my bounty is as boundless
as the sea and my love as deep;
the more I give to thee, the more
I have, for both are infinite.
Wow. There is more ink in that tattoo than material in her bikini.
Meanwhile, hubby Dean McDermott already has four tattoos in honor of his wife, two of which include text that reads, “Truly, Madly, Deeply, Tori” and a portrait of Tori on his bicep.
*Sigh* Whatever happened to REALLY romantic ways of expressing true love forever? Like making mixed tapes? Yeah, okay, you’re right — whatever happened to tapes?