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Pregnant Tori Spelling Shows Off New Tattoo, Baby Bump in String Bikini


Pregnant Tori Spelling Shows Off New Tattoo, Baby Bump in String Bikini

If we have learned anything from Angelina Jolie, it is that we should never, ever tattoo “Billy Bob” on our vagina and upper arm — or, you know, any husband’s name.  Because you just never know when you might want to adopt a baby from Cambodia and learn that your husband isn’t as thrilled with that idea.  But alas… Tori Spelling, 37, has not learned from Angelina’s mistakes, recently debuting a new tattoo of her husband’s wedding vows, along with her four-month baby bump, in a bikini in Pam Springs.

The seven lines of script scrawled along the side of her ribs reads:

Journey with me my love

and I promise you my heart

and I promise you my soul

for my bounty is as boundless

as the sea and my love as deep;

the more I give to thee, the more

I have, for both are infinite.

Wow.  There is more ink in that tattoo than material in her bikini.

Meanwhile, hubby Dean McDermott already has four tattoos in honor of his wife, two of which include text that reads, “Truly, Madly, Deeply, Tori” and a portrait of Tori on his bicep.

*Sigh*  Whatever happened to REALLY romantic ways of expressing true love forever?  Like making mixed tapes?  Yeah, okay, you’re right — whatever happened to tapes?

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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