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Charlie Sheen Spends Rare Weekend with Twins, Sweetly Teaches Them to Say “Rehab”

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Charlie Sheen Spends Rare Weekend with Twins, Sweetly Teaches Them to Say “Rehab”

Finally!  A Charlie Sheen story.  Because, you know, he really tries to lay low and stay out of the press…

So this is the first weekend Charlie has been able to spend a weekend with his adorable two-year-old twins, Bob and Max, since the judge took custody away from him back in March.  And how is he spending it?   No clue…?  Well, here, we’ll let him tell you:

“I am teaching them words, because they’re speaking now. I’m teaching them the word ‘rehab’ so they always know where their mom is.”

Always sweet to hear about father-son bonding time spent mocking mom.  Especially when told through TMZ.

As we all know, Charlie is not the biggest fan of rehab, recently proclaiming:  “The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.”

Uh-huh.  And here we thought his hat would be the most laughable part of this story.  Our mistake.

 

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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