Celebrities
The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #13: Ben Affleck
Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt
Deets: 39 years old; born in Berkeley, California and raised in Cambridge, Massachusetts; actor, film director, writer, and producer
Family Low-Down: Has three children, Violet, Seraphina and baby Samuel, with wife Jennifer Garner
DILF-able Qualities: At almost 6’3″, he can easily reach the secret stash of condoms and KY you hid in the top cupboard
What we imagine Ben’s O-face looks like:
Hey, he has a newborn. He’s tired. You’re just lucky he didn’t fall asleep.
