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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #2: Brad Pitt


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #2: Brad Pitt

William Bradley Pitt

Deets: 48 years old; born in Shawnee, Oklahoma; American actor and film producer

Family Low-Down:  Has six children, Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Pax, Knox and Vivienne, with fiancée Angelina Jolie

DILF-able Qualities:  Big daddy muscles from lugging around all those kids.

What we imagine Brad’s O-face looks like:

Uh-oh.  We’ve got a nose bleeder!

Celebrity DILF #3>>

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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