The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #2: Brad Pitt
William Bradley Pitt
Deets: 48 years old; born in Shawnee, Oklahoma; American actor and film producer
Family Low-Down: Has six children, Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Pax, Knox and Vivienne, with fiancée Angelina Jolie
DILF-able Qualities: Big daddy muscles from lugging around all those kids.
What we imagine Brad’s O-face looks like:
Uh-oh. We’ve got a nose bleeder!