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A 3-Year-Old’s Commentary on the Royal Wedding Kiss


A 3-Year-Old’s Commentary on the Royal Wedding Kiss

“Are the slurping noises necessary, guys?  Really?”

The real story:

William’s goddaughter, three-year-old Grace van Cutsem, scowled and covered her ears when William and Kate finally kissed at Buckingham Palace. The reason? The noisy crowd down below. Not to mention the royal airplanes buzzing overhead in tribute.

Grace, as you can see, was not amused.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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