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Kate Hudson Having a Girl, Says Pendulum


Kate Hudson Having a Girl, Says Pendulum

2011 is proving to be a year of pleasant surprises for Kate Hudson — First a pregnancy!  Then an engagement!  And now… a baby girl?

Well, if you believe the “pendulum test,” it is.

“You get a ring and your hair and put it over your belly and it swings,” the actress, 32, says of the gender predictor test.

“Everybody has different methods … it goes in a circle if it’s a girl and it usually goes back and forth if it’s a boy. It’s saying it’s a girl, and I’m carrying so differently than I did with Ryder.”

Hard to argue with the foolproof pendulum test.  Other highly reliable gender prediction methods include:

  1. Testing your urine with Drano
  2. Have somebody place a spoon under one couch seat cushion, and a fork under the other. If you walk in the room and sit on the spoon its a girl and the fork, its a boy.  (Duh.)
  3. Craving sweets = Boy.  Sour stuff = Girl.
  4. Carrying high = Girl.  Down low = Boy.  (Writes the woman carrying high… with a boy.)
  5. Look beautiful during pregnancy = Boy.  Look like crap = Girl.  (Writes the woman who glowed while pregnant with her daughter, and currently resembles death while pregnant with her son.)

Like I said, highly reliable!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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