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I Don’t Know About Victoria, But I’d Sure Like to Know Miranda Kerr’s Secret


I Don’t Know About Victoria, But I’d Sure Like to Know Miranda Kerr’s Secret

MiranaKerr-BikiniSupermodels — they are NOT just like us.

While most new mothers take at least a year — a very healthy and normal amount of time — to regain their pre-baby figure, ol’ Miranda Kerr here is simultaneously looking as slender and, um, more bodacious than ever just three months after giving birth to son Flynn.  In a skimpy black bikini, no less.

No pressure or anything, ladies!

The Australian model and better half of Orlando Bloom, 27, rocked the two-piece during a photo shoot in Malibu.

If you’re ever wondered if life is fair, this is photographic proof that it is not.  Sigh.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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