I Don’t Know About Victoria, But I’d Sure Like to Know Miranda Kerr’s Secret
Supermodels — they are NOT just like us.
While most new mothers take at least a year — a very healthy and normal amount of time — to regain their pre-baby figure, ol’ Miranda Kerr here is simultaneously looking as slender and, um, more bodacious than ever just three months after giving birth to son Flynn. In a skimpy black bikini, no less.
No pressure or anything, ladies!
The Australian model and better half of Orlando Bloom, 27, rocked the two-piece during a photo shoot in Malibu.
If you’re ever wondered if life is fair, this is photographic proof that it is not. Sigh.