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Toddlers Speak Out: The Effectiveness of First Lady Campaigns

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Toddlers Speak Out: The Effectiveness of First Lady Campaigns

Because toddlers do not get nearly enough opportunities to voice their opinions about important issues, we at The Laughing Stork decided to give the three-feet-and-under-set such a forum.  This week’s pressing topic is… How effective do you think First Lady campaigns are?

Mia Cooper, 13 Months Old

“Michelle Obama’s fight against childhood obesity really resonated with me.  Now I exercise by swimming in the dog’s water bowl every chance I get.”

Nathan Yardley, 23 Months Old

“They totally work!  Take Nancy Reagan’s anti-drug stance, for example — decades later, we youngesters are still just saying ‘NO!’, like, twenty times a day.  Usually to our parents.”

Dave Cho, 12 Months Old

“I’m a fan of old-school campaigns, like Laura Bush’s literacy drive.  Heck, I’m barely a year old and read Snooki’s book A Shore Thing from cover to cover during snacktime at daycare — and learned that Snooki could benefit from some reading and writing help, herself.  So sad.”

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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