Because toddlers do not get nearly enough opportunities to voice their opinions about important issues, we at The Laughing Stork decided to give the three-feet-and-under-set such a forum. This week’s pressing topic is… How effective do you think First Lady campaigns are?
“Michelle Obama’s fight against childhood obesity really resonated with me. Now I exercise by swimming in the dog’s water bowl every chance I get.”
“They totally work! Take Nancy Reagan’s anti-drug stance, for example — decades later, we youngesters are still just saying ‘NO!’, like, twenty times a day. Usually to our parents.”
“I’m a fan of old-school campaigns, like Laura Bush’s literacy drive. Heck, I’m barely a year old and read Snooki’s book A Shore Thing from cover to cover during snacktime at daycare — and learned that Snooki could benefit from some reading and writing help, herself. So sad.”