Family & Parenting Humor
Toddlers Speak Out: The Effectiveness of First Lady Campaigns
Because toddlers do not get nearly enough opportunities to voice their opinions about important issues, we at The Laughing Stork decided to give the three-feet-and-under-set such a forum. This week’s pressing topic is… How effective do you think First Lady campaigns are?
Mia Cooper, 13 Months Old
“Michelle Obama’s fight against childhood obesity really resonated with me. Now I exercise by swimming in the dog’s water bowl every chance I get.”
Nathan Yardley, 23 Months Old
“They totally work! Take Nancy Reagan’s anti-drug stance, for example — decades later, we youngesters are still just saying ‘NO!’, like, twenty times a day. Usually to our parents.”
Dave Cho, 12 Months Old
“I’m a fan of old-school campaigns, like Laura Bush’s literacy drive. Heck, I’m barely a year old and read Snooki’s book A Shore Thing from cover to cover during snacktime at daycare — and learned that Snooki could benefit from some reading and writing help, herself. So sad.”
