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Modest Parents of the Day: Pregnant Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon Plan to Hang Their Nude Pics in House


Modest Parents of the Day: Pregnant Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon Plan to Hang Their Nude Pics in House

A few years back, Mr. Candy and I went to an open house in the Pacific Palisades, where the selling couple had hung nude portraits of themselves — taken when the wife was very pregnant and very nude (nothing left to the imagination) — all over the master bedroom of their multi-million-dollar house.

Mr. Candy and I reacted as all mature individuals with an appreciation for the beauty of the naked human form would:  by giggling, gawking and scooting the heck out of there, wondering, Who would do such a thing?

Now we know!

Due with twins next month, Mariah Carey, 41, and hubby Nick Cannon, 30, recently posed together — yup, sans clothes — in a series of photos that will adorn the walls of their home.

How do we know this?  Well, Nick talked about the photo shoot on his radio show — of course — and admitted the photos may not be a hit with the kids.

“My children are going to have to see these pictures…It’s a little weird,” he said, adding:  “When they get older and their friends come over…they will see the pictures and say, ‘Your daddy’s butt naked.’ ”

Yup, too bad those pictures are permanently nailed on there and the only place to hang them is in the dining room, where the kids will get a helping of naked parents along with their chicken nuggets!  Yum.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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