Kevin Federline, who has never met a condom he wanted to use, is expecting Baby #5 with girlfriend of two years and former professional volleyball player Victoria Prince.[INSERT REQUISITE “OOPS! HE DID IT AGAIN!” JOKE HERE]
As you are likely aware, the 33-year-old Super-Sperminator is already a father of three sons: Jayden, 4½, and Preston, 5½, with Britney Spears; and son Kaleb, 6½, and daughter Kori, 8½, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.
4+ kids and no job — what a catch! I guess one of those volleyballs never knocked any sense into Victoria. *SIGH* In the spirit of Bob Barker… remember to spay and neuter your K-Feds, folks.