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The Super-Sperminator Strikes Again: Kevin Federline to be a Father for the Fifth Time

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The Super-Sperminator Strikes Again: Kevin Federline to be a Father for the Fifth Time

Kevin Federline, who has never met a condom he wanted to use, is expecting Baby #5 with girlfriend of two years and former professional volleyball player Victoria Prince.

[INSERT REQUISITE “OOPS!  HE DID IT AGAIN!” JOKE HERE]

As you are likely aware, the 33-year-old Super-Sperminator is already a father of three sons:  Jayden, 4½, and Preston, 5½, with Britney Spears; and son Kaleb, 6½, and daughter Kori, 8½, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.

4+ kids and no job — what a catch!  I guess one of those volleyballs never knocked any sense into Victoria.  *SIGH*  In the spirit of Bob Barker… remember to spay and neuter your K-Feds, folks.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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