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Girls’ Day Out

Mr. Candy is in Vegas for his brother’s bachelor party this weekend.  I figured if he was “supporting” his brother by ogling topless women, it was only fair that us girls get our jollies by going to Disneyland today to hang out with pantless dudes.  (Yeah, we’re looking at you, Donald Duck.)

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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