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Fashion Police: Best Dressed at the 2011 Oscars


Fashion Police: Best Dressed at the 2011 Oscars

Halle Berry stuns onlookers in a nude Marchesa gown.

Oh, Dame Helen Mirren and your slammin’, Vivienne Westwood-clad body. Must you rub it in?

Mila Kunis’ strategically sheer Elie Saab dress had some onlookers hoping for a favorable wind.

Simple, yes. But Jennifer Lawrence’s red Calvin Klein dress skims her figure perfectly. (When I was 20, I was wearing knock-off Esprit t-shirts. *SIGH*)

Gwyneth Paltrow rocks it in a liquid metallic Calvin Klein dress.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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