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Important Advocacy Alert: Celebrities Who Support Mom Jeans

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Important Advocacy Alert: Celebrities Who Support Mom Jeans

The appeal of Mom Jeans is undeniable, with their unparalleled ability to double as a push-up bra and make a person’s backside look flatter than a pancake.  So it is no surprise that many celebrities are fans of the snug, nipple-grazing pants with a crotch the length of a baby’s arm!  Here are a few of the more famous Mom Jean advocates we were able to track down:

1.  Tom Selleck blazed a fashion trail back in the ’80s, going where no man or woman had ever dared to go with their jeans before — namely, their armpits.

2.  Cindy McCain helps her husband on the campaign trail by showing she can relate to an important demographic:  high-waisted moms.

3.  “Was Roker messing with me when he said I could pull off these jeans?” Matt Lauer wonders, laughing to mask his sudden discomfort.

4.  Okay, so Sharon Stone manages to look confident and sexy in her Mom Jeans.  (WARNING:  THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL.  DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!)

5.  President Obama encourages Americans to get behind his firm belief, “The higher the jeans, the closer to fabulous.”

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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