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Good News/Bad News

The good news:  The third bedroom-slash-nursery is finally built.

The bad news:  The construction workers ended up spending so much time here, I believe we may be bound together by common law marriage now.

So while Baby Freedom enjoys his new digs…

Mommy will be in jail for polygamy.  Figures.  (Sounds like a Lifetime Movie of the Week just waiting for Jennifer Love Hewitt to star in, doesn’t it?)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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