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How We Raise ‘Em in L.A.

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How We Raise ‘Em in L.A.

First she comes home from daycare wearing a strange boy’s pants — something I was hoping wouldn’t happen for at least another 18 years — and now…?  She’s flashing her tights for the camera.


That’s it.  She’s not allowed to look at my college photo album anymore.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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