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Toddlers & Tiaras: Everyone Has an Opinion

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Toddlers & Tiaras: Everyone Has an Opinion

I get a lot of comments on old posts, especially my Toddlers & Tiaras recaps.  Because if there is one thing that gets people fired up and inspired to voice their opinion, it’s no, not the war in Afghanistan, silly! — Toddlers & Tiaras.  And, wow, what opinions they are!  I thought it would be selfish of me to keep them all to myself, so here are a few of the more entertaining ones for your reading pleasure:

Descusting! I feel so sorry for all those pageant puke tortured kids. I just wish that parents would have enough sence to let there kids decide on what they want to do… and not make it painfull with those hairdews.


OH MY GOD. YOU AMERICANS ARE SO SAD GOING FOR ALL THIS BEAUTY PAGENT NONSCENCE. I’ve just watched an episode of toddlers and tiaras and I can’t believe people actually put their kids through this rubbish. Still it’s typical of the pathetic American obsession with looks


France is their native. If you paid attention in history class then you’d know that after the French and Indian war they made the treaty declaring that England got the Ohio river valley lands and France got a major trade city in guess what- Louisiana. I guess pageant girls are just smarter because they don’t spend all day bashing people on innocent hobbies. I found this page looking for the le maison de paris website and was appalled with what you wrote. How dare you insult 4,6, and 9 year old girls. I’ve met many kids witha n attitude exactly like mackenzie’s and they Have never even heard of
Pageants. Mackenzie, daisy, and Alex love the stage. You left out all the good parts of the episodes and mixed up peoples sentences so they would sound mean I can almost positively say you have never been to a real life pAgeant so you have never seen the happy little girls have fun and develop a life lasting relationship with their moms. And no I am not a pageant mon I am a glitz pageant girl with all the flippers and fake tans and hair and I am proud
Of it!


Not to mention, these “pageants’ are just made up money pits to suck poor families into thinking that their children are SOMETHING. If they were paying good money for an event that actually could GET their kid somewhere, well maybe. But wasting tens of thousands of dollars on Joe Bob’s Judges Select Star Supreme Motel 6 pageant is just, fucking absurd. It’s just made up, fake, fantasy shit. Exactly like spending time in a computer chat room. A bunch of phony baloneys pretending to be something to a looser on the other end ….who then goes and tells the girls at work about the rich/handsome/exciting/famous/intriguing people she is ‘friends’ with. Can’t wait to read the books in a few years where they follow these poor kids after they’ve grown up and we can see just what these pageants didn’t do for them.


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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