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Hope Owen Wilson Changes Diapers Faster Than He Talks


Hope Owen Wilson Changes Diapers Faster Than He Talks

Good thing Owen Wilson is now an expert in all things Little Fockers — because he’s about to become the father of one.

“Owen Wilson and Jade Duell are happy to be expecting a baby,” Owen’s rep tells Us Weekly.  And they’ve been keeping the news under wraps for quite some times because a source adds that she is “due any day.”

Duell is currently in Hawaii, where she plans to give birth.  The two have been dating for a year — and she’s been pregnant for nine months — so you, um, do the math.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

First-time babydaddy Owen, 42, is “very excited and involved with the pregnancy,” the insider shares, adding that the couple “want to do everything as natural as possible.”

And when the baby is born and looks up into his father’s eyes, he undoubtedly will ask, “Ellen DeGeneres?  Is that you?”

Congrats to the expecting couple!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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