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The Beckhams Solidly on Their Way to Forming Own Soccer Team


The Beckhams Solidly on Their Way to Forming Own Soccer Team

If you’re wondering why Victoria is looking a little bleary-eyed in that picture, I can tell you it’s not from steadfastly avoiding direct eye contact with David’s hair.  Not entirely, at least.  Rather, it is from the joyous effects of pregnancy.  Yup!  The Beckhams are expecting Baby #4.

“David and Victoria Beckham are delighted to confirm they are expecting their fourth child in the summer,” their rep tells People.

“Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are very excited about the arrival of their new brother or sister.”

Somewhere, Posh is doing her “PLEASE Make It a Baby Girl” dance in five-inch stilettos.

I think we can all agree, however, that it is not the gender that is important here.  No, we should keep a healthy perspective and remember that the truly important thing is that we get to enjoy pictures of Posh AND Mariah in eye-popping maternity wear this year.  Pass the popcorn, please!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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