Goodwill Had Better Get Ready for a Windfall

Because I’m pretty sure — and I could be TOTALLY wrong about this — our little boy won’t want to wear his sister’s hand-me-downs.

He probably also won’t be too jazzed about me referring to his private parts as “bits.”  Perhaps I should use Mr. Candy’s preferred and MUCH more appropriate term:  “wang.”

Upon learning we’re having a boy:

MR. CANDY:  Cool!  One of each.  That’ll be fun.

ME:   I have so many sweater vests and newsboy caps to buy, it isn’t even funny.

MY MOM:  I knew it!  I was right.  Of course I was right.  Did I mention I was right?

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW (and mother of three sons):  Oh!  Great!  …Though another little girl sure would have been nice.  *SIGH*

MISS SKYE:  More ‘nana?  (Banana, for those who don’t speak Skylar-ese)

THE CATS:  As long as you teach this one how to feed us treats, too, it’s all good.