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Home Sweet Dusty Home

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Home Sweet Dusty Home

Just touched down in Los Angeles from our East Coast Holiday Tour, and instead of whining about how Skye only slept 30 minutes of the six-hour flight and USAirways charged us an additional $100 (on top of the usual $50) for our “overweight” bags containing Skye’s Christmas gifts — See?  No whining whatsoever! — I’m just going to note that I can empathize with this guy right now:

Feeling on edge.  A little disoriented.  And immensely cow-like.  (Damn my sister and her irresistibly moist peanut butter brownies!)

Also worth noting: That little girl had better let go of kitty’s horns before kitty becomes udderly pissed.

Which is my sleep-deprived way of saying:  Your regularly scheduled posts will finally resume tomorrow.  And, oh yes, there will be Toddlers & Tiaras recaps!  And updates on the kitty drama ’round here!  (Oh, THE DRAMA.)  And the latest gems coming out of the funny baby photo scene!  (You can’t live without them, I know.)

I know what you’re thinking and yes, yes, I DID say “udderly.”  This is what traveling with a toddler for eleven hours will do to you.  TRAGIC.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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