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Jennifer Connelly is Pregnant, Already Receiving Sound Advice from Us Weekly Readers


Jennifer Connelly is Pregnant, Already Receiving Sound Advice from Us Weekly Readers

In what is clearly a shameless ploy to copy my every move, 40-year-old Jennifer Connelly has announced that she, too, is pregnant.

So transparent, right?

Jennifer and hubby Paul Bettany, 39, whom I always find charming in interviews, are already parents to 7-year-old son Stellan and 13-year-old son Kai (from Jennifer’s previous relationship with photographer David Dugan).

But that’s not the real news here.

I mean, I like Jennifer and all, and think she is a fine actress and rather pretty lady.  But the real reason I have shared this development is because Jennifer needs to be aware of this VERY important, if not life-saving, advice a concerned reader offered to Jennifer on

Congratulations to them! A tiny piece of advice to Jennifer, do NOT any fish [sic] while pregnant because mercury may be present.

Well, there you go.  And I’m sure if Jennifer is searching for medical advice, Us Weekly is the first place she will go!  Right after Yahoo! Answers, of course.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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