Huh. That’s weird — Santa forgot to include a gift receipt. What do we do if we decide we want to exchange it for, say, a blender…? Because given the havoc this tiny thing has been wreaking on my health and sanity the past 13 weeks, I’m afraid of what else s/he has in store for us.
On the other hand, the little trouble maker is showing an early affinity for wearing baby hats. Definitely a point in its favor.