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Santa Dropped Off an Early Christmas Gift

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Santa Dropped Off an Early Christmas Gift

Huh.  That’s weird — Santa forgot to include a gift receipt.  What do we do if we decide we want to exchange it for, say, a blender…?  Because given the havoc this tiny thing has been wreaking on my health and sanity the past 13 weeks, I’m afraid of what else s/he has in store for us.

On the other hand, the little trouble maker is showing an early affinity for wearing baby hats.  Definitely a point in its favor.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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