Headline of the Day
Future Mother of the Day So Far: The Sperm Hunter

The Sperm Hunter
Headline: I’M SO DESPERATE FOR A BABY I GRAB STRANGERS FOR SEX ON NIGHTS WHEN I AM MOST FERTILE
Key quote: “If Lara, 25, meets a man who wants to use a condom, she will offer one from her purse – which she has already pierced a hole in.”
Editor’s note: I know what you’re thinking, and I agree — The Sperm Hunter would make an AMAZING reality show. Twelve women compete for the sperm and STDs of random men in bars with weapons such as broken condoms and beer goggles…hosted by field expert Paris Hilton!
