Family & Parenting Humor
Domestic Tip of the Day
Problem: Your clumsy 20-lb. cat decides to jump on your desk to google “hot kitty Halloween costumes,” knocking your full glass of fruit punch on the floor in the process, and even a professional carpet cleaner is unable to get the damn stain out.
Solution: Brighten up the area with lovely flowers. This will not only counteract the ugliness of the stain, but also distract house guests from noticing the stain and instead lead them to wonder, “Why the hell does this nutbag have a vase of flowers in the middle of her rug?”
This has been your Martha Stewart-esque home and garden tip of the day!