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Family Gone Nuts


ME:  What?

MR. CANDY:  She just kicked me in the ‘nads!

ME:  Maybe that’s her way of making sure you don’t give her any siblings.

MR. CANDY:  Then she should stop sleeping through the night.  Because that would be an effective form of birth control.

ME:  [TO SKYE]  Kick him in the ‘nads again.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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