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Humiliating Pet Portrait: In the Dog House

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Humiliating Pet Portrait: In the Dog House

Oh, wait!  My cats inform me that this is not, in fact, a humiliated dog, but rather humiliated singer/songwriter Michael Bolton inexplicably crawling out of a dog house to fetch a bone — and terrible scores — on last night’s Dancing with the Stars.

Our apologies for the mix-up and any haunting dreams this photo may cause.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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