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NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

OKAZAKI, Aichi — A teacher here has been replaced as head of a third-grade class after posing a math question asking students how long it would take to kill a certain number of children.

BECAUSE MAGIC MARKER WOULD RUB OFF

A gynecologist is being sued for branding his patient’s name on to her removed uterus.

MOST EXORCISMS REQUIRE HOLY WATER, THIS ONE JUST NEEDS SCRUBBING BUBBLES

A family abandoned their bathroom fearing it had been possessed by the devil after an image of Satan appeared overnight – in a tile.  Key quote:  “I was naked coming out of the shower and I could suddenly see his eyes staring into me. I just screamed and ran,” the wife said.

DOES THIS INCLUDE OUR OWN KIDS?

Family-Only Sections on Airplanes: Would You Pay Extra to Avoid Screaming Kids?

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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