Much has been made of parents “friending” their children on Facebook — Like, OMG, Mom posted a message calling me “hon!” — but it is important to note that parents aren’t the only family members Facebookers should worry about. No, sir. For example, you could also be friended — and this is, um TOTALLY hypothetical (*AHEM*) — by an 11-year-old niece and you think, Oh, this is nice. We can keep in closer touch now!, only your niece peruses everything you have ever posted on Facebook and it turns out you used the word “hell” in one of your wall posts last year, and had posted photos of you and your husband toasting with various intoxicating libations during your European travels, and your niece — who once looked up to you — is horrified by your surprisingly sinful ways and TATTLES on you, you bad person you, to your sister and mother and you feel so awful about corrupting this young mind that you can’t sleep for several nights and begin to censor EVERYTHING you do and write on Facebook, to the point that even 7th Heaven reruns are edgier than your Facebook musings.
SO stressful. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
I know, I know… I’m thinking the same thing. This TOTALLY calls for a Venn Diagram:
The main take-away here being, obviously, that garden gnomes are oddly arousing. (It must be the beard.)