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Barney Stinson Would Not Approve: Neil Patrick Harris and Partner Expecting Twins

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Barney Stinson Would Not Approve: Neil Patrick Harris and Partner Expecting Twins

Because Twitter is the new press release, Neil Patrick Harris today Tweeted that he and his longtime partner, David Burtka, are becoming daddies:

“So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy…”  (Bonus points for not declaring they are “OVER THE MOON!”)

Somewhere, Barney Stinson is shaking his head and sighing, “Dude!  Why are you messing up a good thing with KIDS?”

NPH and Burtka, a chef and actor who has guest-starred on How I Met Your Mother, have been together for roughly six years.  The next time we see a picture of them…?  They’re going to be raising two cans of Red Bull.  TWINS!  Wow.  Best of luck, boys.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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