Why, I had no idea she and James Van Der Beek were even dating! Congrats, you crazy kids —
Wait a second. My cats trusty work staff inform me that is NOT Dawson Leery but, in fact, a rapper called Souleye (real name: Mario Treadway). Who happens to be Alanis’ husband.
“We’re very excited to embark on this journey with each other,” Alanis announced — where else? — on her Twitter page.
When I shared this news with Mr. Candy, he got all excited: “Oooohhhh, I hope she has a terrible time with morning sickness and gets inspired to write angry, angst-y music again!”
Er, I mean… we wish you a beautiful, stress-free pregnancy, Alanis. Really! *Ahem*