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This old dad of mine: Rod Stewart to become father again at 66


This old dad of mine: Rod Stewart to become father again at 66

Rod Stewart clearly subscribes to the belief of being “Forever Young,” because — age be damned — the 65-year-old is expecting a second child with his 39-year-old wife, Penny Lancaster, next year.

This will be Rod’s eighth child, with four different baby mamas.  Spread that seed, Rod!  (What a fitting name for him, eh?)

“We were thrilled and delighted to be able to tell Alastair that he was going to be the big brother to a little baby, expected just before Mummy’s 40th Birthday,” the couple said in a statement.

“Not to mention daddy and baby can share diapers and pureed food, while Mom pushes them around in a double-stroller.  Just think of all the cost-saving benefits!” they enthused.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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