Turns out, Facebook does more than keep you apprised of what your high school friend’s seven-year-old ate for breakfast — it also helps you investigate your lying bigamist of a “husband.” That is, if you don’t already have the Bigamist Investigation app on your iPhone.
The scoop: Lynn France suspected her hubby John (with whom she has two children) was cheating, so she tracked Johnny Boy down at a hotel and, lo and behold, she was right.
“He was there with this girlfriend,” Lynn told The Daily Mail. “I said, ‘Hey, I’m his wife. We’ve got a baby.’ ”
I guess the girlfriend, Amanda, was nonplussed — marriage, schmarriage — because she simply told Lynn that she was engaged to Johnny Boy. When Lynn’s friend recommended that she check out the woman on Facebook, she did — and found not only photos of the woman’s bridal shower, but also a Disney World WEDDING at which Amanda had dressed up like Sleeping Beauty and John as Prince Charming.
He’s Prince Charming, all right.
After discovering the photos, Lynn began divorce proceedings. I can’t imagine why! John France doesn’t deny he married Amanda, but says he’s no bigamist because his first marriage to Lynn has since been declared invalid due to a clerical error.
Well, THAT clears it all up.