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Let the “Married with Children” Puns Ensue…


Let the “Married with Children” Puns Ensue…

… Because Christina Applegate is pregnant.  Her fiance, Dutch bass player Martyn Lenoble, is the lucky daddy-to-be.

Some welcome good news, I’m sure, after Martyn, 41, helped 38-year-old Christina recover from a double mastectomy — yikes — and the less life-altering-yet-nonetheless-tragic cancellation of her fun show Samantha Who? (even Mr. Candy was a closet fan) last year.

Congrats, you crazy kids!  And if that music career should ever fizzle, Martyn, you could always pursue an acting career playing the bad-ass European spy opposite Angelina Jolie in her next action flick.  You’ve got The Look, man.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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