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Lindsay Commits “Crimes Against Shoe-manity” & Jason Bateman Apologizes for iPhone-gate

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Lindsay Commits “Crimes Against Shoe-manity” & Jason Bateman Apologizes for iPhone-gate

*GONG*

  • The only thing more cringe-worthy than Lindsay Lohan allegedly scamming an L.A. boutique is TMZ’s insistence on using horrific puns.  Although the 17,060.83-dollar-bill is a classy touch.  [TMZ]
  • Josie Duggar finally comes home, utters her first words:  “Holy crap, who ARE all these people?!”  [CBS]
  • Sandra Bullock and Jesse James continue to co-parent Jesse’s kids after their relatively civilized divorce.  How unusually… mature of them.  [People]
  • Wonder Woman finally dons pants.  Fanboys around the world weep.  [NYT]
  • Eclipse breaks midnight B.O. records.  Team Edward, Team Jacob, it doesn’t matter.  The real winner here is Team Money-Money-Mon-ay! [Variety]
  • Investigative reporting at its best:  Us Weekly gets to the bottom of Jason Bateman iPhone-gate!  [Us Weekly]
  • A great synopsis of Larry King‘s career.  Key quote:  “…the role Larry was born to play was the guy on TV who always asked the least interesting questions of all.”  [LA Times]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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