Connect with us

The Laughing Stork

Tastes Gweat, Wess Fiwwing!

In the News

Tastes Gweat, Wess Fiwwing!

Continuing a proud tradition among illustrious Philadelphia sports fans, a young child was caught on camera drinking from a beer bottle at a Phillies baseball game last weekend.

The child, wearing a Phillies jersey, appears to be between three and four years old — in other words, way too old to be drinking from a bottle.  That boy should be drinking his nine-dollar beer from a real cup by now!  Geesh.  Parents today…

This latest incident at the Phillies home ball park comes after two nationally publicized confrontations, where one fan vomited on six people — lovely! — while another fan had to be Tasered by Philadelphia police on camera.  Never a dull, or well-mannered, moment at Philly games, that’s for sure.

Of course, with the way the Phils have been hitting lately, it’s never too early for a fan to start drinking.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

More in In the News

To Top