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“The Strongest Visual Birth Control on the Market Today”

There’s a new site to which many of us can relate (and contribute):  Shit My Kids Ruined.  A moment of silence for the destroyed items (R.I.P.):

Silly putty.  Former remote.

Five minutes alone with the blue sharpie was all it took.

If you ever have the slightest thought that you should secure your car keys while away from home – even for a couple hours – don’t even think – just DO!!

My plumbing.

My daughter “painted” the cat with 4 different colors of nail polish.  Cat is ok.

Jan 2010, my eye. She poked it.. HARD

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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