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Breaking: Important Chubby Baby Alert


Breaking: Important Chubby Baby Alert

I must interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this VERY important Chubby Baby Alert:  Carson Daly’s one-year-old son Jackson, who appears to be in possession of adorably ample, nibble-worthy legs and cheeks.  (I have been known to gnaw on Miss Skye’s chubby thighs.  CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED, JACKSON!)

Okay.  Carry on.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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