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Sign of the Apocalypse #4351

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Sign of the Apocalypse #4351

MR. CANDY:  How long are your parents going to be here?

ME:  Five days.

MR. CANDY:  That’s it?  Why don’t they stay longer?

ME:  You’ve gotta be the first person in the history of the universe to ask that about the in-laws.  Without sarcasm, that is.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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