Okay, so these awards don’t come with a trophy or red carpet, but they are still equally as prestigious as the Academy Awards. Or so my cats tell me.
MOST DELIGHTFULLY APPRECIATIVE OF HIS WIFE’S CLEAVAGE AFTER 28 YEARS OF MARRIAGE: Jeff Bridges
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE BIRDS TAKE UP RESIDENCE IN HIS HAIR ON THE RED CARPET: Zac Efron
MOST GRACEFUL HANDLING OF A CREEPY, UNEXPECTED, BACK-OF-THE-SHOULDER KISS: Diane Kruger
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE BEEN ON THE LOSING END OF A BATTLE WITH A FLAT IRON: George Clooney
MOST UNEXPECTED APPEARANCE BY A PAIR OF BREASTS AT AN AFTER-PARTY: Hilary Swank
BEST ATTEMPT TO “RAISE THE ROOF: Sarah Jessica Parker