Miss Skye and I have been taking parent-infant swim classes together. I believe it’s important that she take these lessons, so that I can dress her in ridiculously cute baby bathing suits. She is the youngest student in the class, and the most fearless. Hold on to the kickboard? No problem. Take a dip under water? You got it. From the moment we stepped into that pool, her chubby little legs were kicking nonstop.
And did I mentioned her PINK TERRY CLOTH COVER-UP?
This is why I had a child: so her unbearable cuteness distracts from the sight of ME in a bathing suit. Perfectly healthy reason to procreate, I think.