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Benjamin Brady: Bathtub Baby


Benjamin Brady: Bathtub Baby

Sorry, I’m a sucker for alliterative headlines (you’re just lucky I didn’t work “Brazilian,” “Bundchen” and “Boston” in there, too)…

Contrary to initial reports that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s son was delivered at a Boston-area hospital, Gisele tells a Brazilian magazine that Benjamin Brady actually entered the world under water.

Gisele, 29, tells Fantastico magazine: “I gave birth in the bathtub” at the Beacon Hill, Boston penthouse she shares with her hubby.

No word on whether she was wearing one of her old Victoria’s Secret Very Sexy® sequin triangle bikini tops at the time.

The magazine visited Gisele on a photo shoot (not pictured) — apparently back in shape just six weeks after giving birth — for a Brazilian fashion line.

Six weeks…!  Wow.  What took her so long?

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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