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Diddy Celebrates Son’s Sweet Sixteen in Usual Modest Fashion


Diddy Celebrates Son’s Sweet Sixteen in Usual Modest Fashion

While most parents help their kids celebrate the big 1-6 with a choice between chocolate or vanilla — or, ooohhh, marble! — cake, Diddy gave HIS son Justin Dior Combs a brand new silver Maybach.

No, not a Maytag.  A Maybach.  The price tag of this li’l Sweet Sixteen gift…?  Three-hundred-sixty-thousand buckeroos.  Or approximately $359,985 more than a marble cake.

Is that all the poor kid got?!, you’re no doubt wondering.  Thankfully, Justin wasn’t forced to settle for just a lousy luxury car:  Diddy’s boy also had a “lavish” bash at M2 Ultralounge club in NYC, where rapper Lil’ Kim performed.  Justin apparently sat above the crowd on a THRONE (I would expect nothing else from the Didster) that was on the stage, all while MTV cameras rolled for an upcoming episode of “My Super Sweet Sixteen.”

Diddy also gave his son a $10,000 check to open a bank account — which Justin is donating to Haiti relief.  Well, hard to poke fun at that.

Hmmmm.  Diddy calls his son Justin DIOR.   Kelly Rutherford names her son HERMES.  That’s it…!  It’s decided:  I’m naming my next kid Banana Republic.  And Banana had better be happy to settle for marble cake.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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