Big newsflash, I know. But dear god. They must have been smoking some serious ganja when they created THIS:
Clearly, the show is called “The Marvelous Misadventures of FLAPJACK” for a reason.
All I wanted was to entertain my baby with the Cartoon Network while I quickly went to the bathroom. Next time I’ll be sure to change the channel to something more child-friendly, like the Spice Network.