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Cartoon Creators Are Total Potheads

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Cartoon Creators Are Total Potheads

Big newsflash, I know.  But dear god.  They must have been smoking some serious ganja when they created THIS:

Their noses…!   So phallic!  They could give Ron Jeremy a run for his money with those things.  And somebody put a Bro on that fellow before he trips over his hairy bazongas, for heaven’s sake.

Clearly, the show is called “The Marvelous Misadventures of FLAPJACK” for a reason.

All I wanted was to entertain my baby with the Cartoon Network while I quickly went to the bathroom.  Next time I’ll be sure to change the channel to something more child-friendly, like the Spice Network.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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