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The High Chair Squatter

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The High Chair Squatter

On the heels of Skye’s triumphant introduction to the high chair, I found somebody else taking it for a spin this evening:

Either Marcy is jealous of all the attention I gave the kid for sitting in there, or she is simply tired of eating her Meow Mix off the ground.  Next she’s going to demand I spray lavender and play white noise by HER bed for a better night’s rest.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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