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Surprise! Michael Jackson Appears in Baby’s Ultrasound
Jesus-in-rye-toast sightings are sooooo last year. Now it’s all about the Michael Jackson popping up in the darnedest places.
I mean, you can imagine how surprised parents-to-be Dawn Kelley and William Hickman were to discover Jacko in their ultrasound! Such a prankster, that Michael. From Man in the Mirror to Man In-Utero.
The babydaddy, a 29-year-old window cleaner, said:
“None of us are really Michael Jackson fans. I mean I like him, but we’re not crazy about him or anything.”
They may not be crazy about their ultrasound guest, but they sure are crazy about babymaking: They already have six kids, all of whom agree that is Michael in the scan.
The baby mama said:
“I’ve had plenty of scans before and none of the photos have ever looked like this one. It’s a bit spooky really. But it is my seventh child, and they say seven is a mythical number.”
I must say, the afterlife seems to be treating Michael well! He hasn’t looked that human-like in years.